Rule of Three
The masked loo-chador who puts bums on seats
HAILS FROM: Ultra-Mexico
Kids love El Gastro, the self-styled ‘loo-chador’ who comes to the ring in a porta-potty and interrupts other wrestlers’ promos to make poo jokes. It’s not big, it’s not clever, but it is popular, and El Gastro has a great following in Over the Top Wrestling.
El Gastro’s aim is to be acknowledged as the most exciting and fabulous wrestler in the promotion. Can he achieve this while fulfilling the duty placed upon him by Creative – to break the curse upon the East Brunswick RSL?